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Monday, 14 April 2014

Lost Words - How to insult, describe and perplex with words from 17th century and beyond!


I was planning on writing a post about when is the right time to call it a day with a book you're not enjoying. And I was doing well writing that.

But then I found this website.

Here we have another list similar to the one that I've shown you before with the Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue.

Only this time the words have been forgotten and aren't necessarily insults (but you and I both know they're going to be used as such)! So, ladies and gentleman, for your delight and delectation I present to you some of my favourite words from my perusal. Full with their definitions of course!


Squiriferious
Having the character or qualities of a squire

Why yes I did imagine a squiriferious squirrel when I read that word, and you should too!

One day the squiriferious Reginald hoped to be Sir Reginald the Nutty

Namelings
Persons sharing the same name

Foppotee
Simpleton

A simple word with a simple definition, for a simple person.

Sagittipotent
Having great ability in archery

I like that word. Sagittipotent. Similarly, sagittiferous means bearing arrows.

Uglyography
Bad handwriting, poor spelling
I'm sure I'm not the only one surprised by that definition. If I said I was a practitioner of the undesirable art of uglyography I'm sure people would make some pretty hasty assumptions.

Kexy
Dry, brittle, withered
Perhaps kexy is the opposite of sexy, then?

Medioxumate
of gods of intermediate rank between heaven and hell
I would not have thought a word would exist for such a thing. So terribly and wonderfully specific that I had to include it here.

Ascoliasm
boys' game of beating each other with gloves or leather while hopping

Again, so delightfully specific it had to be included. I can only assume that this game is akin to some sort of bloody hopscotch gauntlet.
Step between the chalk lines of death. If you dare!
Oporopolist
Fruit-Seller

Now that sounds  a lot more regal than saying you have a stall down the market, don't you think? "Me? Why I, sir, am an oporopolist." (Cue monocle)

Woundikins
diminutive form of 'wounds'; mild oath

This tickled me greatly, and I shall most definitely be trying to say 'woundikins' when I am mildly shocked, injured or elsewise surprised in future. 

So there are some words to get you started on making your speaking, writing, or sandwich boards more archaic and hilarious. Hopefully this sort of segment will become fairly regular with other strange and wonderful words that have either faded out or are just plain obscure.

Until next time! Happy hunting!
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Sunday, 8 September 2013

3 Reasons You Should Be Writing Short Stories

One of the main mantras for writers, whether they’re hopefully, published, or old hats (not literally. Although I would definitely buy a book by an old hat, if just for the experience) is: Write, write, write, write. And then when you feel like your pen can go no further, write some more. So I won’t be going over this rule too much. There it is. You see it. It has been proclaimed.

So what is today going to be devoted to. Well, I’m going to give you (arbitrary number alert) five reasons you should be writing short stories. I don’t care if you’re writing a huge, ten-book, epic fantasy series. I don’t care if you’re just letting your newly finished manuscript settle before you go back for some editing. You should be writing short stories.

Okay that sounds quite draconian. But writing short stories is good for the literary muscles, there’s a host of reasons that short stories can help all of your writing from sprawling epic series to your opening line. I know you’re just aching to see the list, so let’s get to it.




1: YOU GET A BREAK WITHOUT LOSING YOUR EDGE

You’ve been penning your sprawling space opera series for 5 years now. You’re almost at the last chapter and then you’ll be done! Ready to throw it out there for all the publishers and agents to fight over. Maybe you’ve just finished the first draft of your very first book, and you’re super excited to get it out there!
Well it would be a good idea for you to write short stories for a bit. That way you still get to work on your craft (so you’ll just keep getting better) but then you can come back to your big work with a fresh perspective. I’m not saying that you won’t be able to effectively keep working on it, but you’ve heard of being too close to the problem to see the solution? Working on a piece of writing for a long time can be like that. You might not have any problems with your writing, and that’s great! But it would definitely be worth taking a month off to come back fresh to double check. And then if you write short stories you still get to do what you love and it’s still a break! Huzzah!

2: IF YOU CAN’T WAIT TO GET SOMETHING OUT THERE SHORT STORIES ARE THE WAY TO GO

Patience is a virtue, especially in the business of scribbling, re-scribbling and then making once more sweep of edits. But sometimes patience isn’t what you want, or heck even what you need sometimes! It’s nice to have something to actually show for all your hard work, beyond just saying to people “I write.” and getting a look that says ‘suuuure you do.’ Short stories mean that you have something you can show to people, it’ll take a lot less time to get to a professional level (thinking purely from the perspective of how many words you have to shine!). You could also potentially get together with some fellow authors and make an anthology! Of course this will still have all the normal effort of publishing a book but if you just can’t wait until your major project is finished then this can be a good way to have your name on the internet with a product in tow!

3: IF YOU’RE A SECRETIVE SALLY IT’S SOMETHING FOR PEOPLE TO CRITIQUE

If you’re someone who doesn’t like showing people your big work because you’re afraid that they’ll steal your idea, I have two things to say to you. It’s  super super super unlikely, and short stories.

It’s going to be much harder for someone to take your idea for a story with a chapter or two that you’ve given them to look at and then for them to take that idea (that they won’t have the whole picture of anyway) and then write that book. I mean, you’re already asking people to look at it, you’re (comparatively) almost done!

But if that’s something you feel that you want to be worried about, then look no further than short stories!


I think that these are all some pretty awesome reasons to give short stories a try! You can get your name out there, get some good feedback on your writing, not only as general prose but also how you tie a story together, and you don’t have to give away anything from your big work (you could even tantalise people by setting the short stories in the same place or be a prequel to your characters big story!).
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Monday, 22 July 2013

How To Insult People Like An Eighteenth Century Ruffian

Hello once again dear readers!


What have I got in store for you today I hear you cry! Why, insults of course! I should probably elaborate on that point. This post is going to show you a couple of ways to make your insults authentic but still have some punch behind them. So as a bit of a warning this post has some language that’s a bit colourful.


One of the things that I think can be difficult for writers of science fiction, fantasy or anyone writing a setting that’s not the real world is the inclusion of the little details that really bring the setting to life. It’s things like cuss words, oaths muttered under your breath, or sayings uttered in confusion. These things are by no means mandatory, but they can really change your setting and characters from good to excellent.


Francis Grose, the man himself.

So I thought it would be a nice idea to take a look at some authentic slang and insults from way back when; specifically from around the 1800s. The book I’m going to be referring to is (the title as it was on the first edition that I found) Captain Francis Grose’s Classical Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue: The Scoundrel’s Dictionary. It is essentially a dictionary of phrases, words and nicknames that were used by ‘thieves, house-breakers, street robbers and pickpockets about town’. You can find varying editions that have dates ranging from the late 1700s to the early 1800s and it’s definitely worth a look to really see how these slang terms have changed and which ones have stuck with us.


So I’ve written down a list of 15 definitions that are amongst my favourites, but this is by no means all that the dictionary has to offer. I always find it interesting, amusing or downright strange (and not always in equal measures) to give the dictionary a quick peruse. For some of the examples I’ve written a quick piece to show how you might like to use it, or at least how I might use them. So take a look at these and see if you would like to use them or even take them as inspiration for grumbles, nicknames or even a way to give one of your characters a quirky turn of phrase:

ARSY YARSEY
To fall arsy varsey, i.e. head over heels.

BABES IN THE WOOD
Criminals in the stocks, or pillory.


Earl chuckled darkly as he played with the rotten fruits in his hands, ready to throw them at the criminals in the stocks. He nudged the man standing next to him and said, “They’re strung up like babes in the wood.”


BAG OF NAILS
He squints like a bag of nails; i. e. his eyes are directed as many ways as the points of a bag of nails.

BARKING IRONS 
Pistols, from their explosion resembling the bow-wow or barking of a dog.

FUSTY LUGGS 
A beastly, sluttish woman.

HENPECKED 
A husband governed by his wife, is said to be henpecked.

MOON-EYED HEN 
A squinting wench.

    The plate whistled past Gerald’s ear and he ducked back behind the door frame. He heard his wife scream in frustration and rage. With a laugh that was equal parts relief and mockery he shouted around the corner. “You’ll never hit me, you moon-eyed hen!”

NICK NINNY 
 A simpleton.

PAD
  The highway, or a robber thereon; also a bed. Footpads; foot robbers. To go out upon the pad; to go out  in order to commit a robbery.

PAD BORROWERS 
 Horse stealers.

PANNY
A house. To do a panny: to rob a house.

PISS MAKER
A great drinker, one much given to liquor.

    The constable wrinkled his nose and frowned as the man stumbled passed him. With a shake of his head he made to follow the man and guide him gently away from the canal he was dangerously close to. “Typical,” he muttered to himself. “I always get the piss makers, never anything interesting.”

ROYSTER 
A rude boisterous fellow; also a hound that opens on a false scent.

SHERIFF'S BRACELETS 
 Handcuffs.

THREE-PENNY UPRIGHT
 A retailer of love, who, for the sum mentioned, dispenses her favours standing against a wall.




So there you have it, a few things to mix up your insults and give your writing a bit of authentic spice! There’s a whole host of other terms that you can find in the Classical Dictionary and I’ll probably end up showing you some more of my favourites later! I love to flick through it and get a chuckle on every page, so I’ll want to share that joy.


I should also give a quick warning if you do end up using some of these phrases. Do take a couple of minutes to do a quick bit of research on the your chosen phrase. Some of the phrases have stuck and evolved so just in case it’s a phrase you’re not familiar with it would be best to do a quick internet search. For example, ‘a story about a cock and a bull’ is now better known by ‘a cock and bull story’. It’s usually only a small change, sometimes only a slightly different spelling, but it can be those kinds of small details that make a reader trip up as they’re reading. 

For the prospect of further research into the wonderfully colourful topic, Francis Grose also penned another book along the same lines called: A Provincial Glossary; With a Collection of Local Proverbs, and Popular Superstitions. So there's plenty of words and phrases from the eighteenth century that you won't be able to find in a dictionary!

That about wraps it up for another post! I hope that you’ve enjoyed this post (I know I certainly did) and that it helps you to create a really authentic world.

So until next wordsmiths, good hunting!
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Friday, 5 July 2013

5 Ways To Make You A Better Writer

The post today is all about different ways to improve your writing. Of course the best way is to write, write and then write some more! But here are a few ways to mix it up and try new and exciting methods at becoming the best writer you can be.

Writing VERY Short Stories

This challenge is based on the literary legend that Ernest Hemmingway was challenged to write a story using only six words. Hemmingway did so with the story:

“For sale: baby shoes, never worn.”

Point: Hemmingway. With only six words Hemmingway creates a powerful story but one that is made primarily by the reader with what they project onto the story. Hemmingway’s six word story is all about implication and reading between the lines (not that there’s much to read between).

So why not try writing your own six word story? Or ten or one hundred word story. As an exercise trying to write a story in a very small number of words will hone your ability to only put what is necessary into the prose. This way, you can avoid any writing that’s just fluff or perhaps writing that isn’t necessary to the storyline or character building.

So if you write a very short story every now and again it will help you become more concise in your writing, which will mean your readers are kept enthralled and pulled along by your prose. A win in any writers book (no pun intended)!

Describing Characters Without Naming Them

If we take a quick look at this video we can see how a three dimensional character can really make them stick out in your readers minds. (Side note: I’d recommend giving the full review a watch, he really takes apart the story and you can learn a lot of how NOT to do it, but a warning he does have some offensive language and the character he portrays might not be for everyone)

So you should ask yourself the same question of your own characters. Try and describe them to someone (either literally or just as an exercise, your choice!) without describing their features or what they do throughout the story. Just describe their personalities, and be sure to do this for your heroes and your villains.

How did you do? If you find yourself struggling then it might be worth taking some time to think about who your characters really are and what drives them. This is to make sure that you’re not just using characters to get the plot from A to B or that you just have characters act certain ways because that’s just what good/bad guys do.

If you’re not sure how you might go about this, take a look at the SMART Snowflakes post and look at the character steps and sheet to fill in your characters drives and motivation as well as the lessons learned on the journey.

Try Something New

Some people say that life begins at the end of your comfort zone. So why not try it with your writing? Write something a bit different to your usual scribblings. If you usually write in the sci-fi genre then why not try a mystery or adventure story. What if your thing is writing hardboiled noir fiction? Well then you could write a children’s story about owls flying for the first time.

The point is to get you doing something different, maybe you’ll like it, maybe you won’t and you’ll return to your old genre with open arms. But it will hopefully get you approaching things from a new angle. You  might even find you’re quite good at the new genre!

By getting used to thinking about plot, characters and writing in a different way to usual you will find that you can more easily overcome writer’s block. And in case you feel like you might be stuck in a rut with your writing, hopefully writing something a bit different will spice up your scribbles and replenish your love of the word!

Throw It All Away

Every so often, you should sit down and not worry about how your writing turns out. “What?!” I hear you cry. But hear me out! Sit down for an hour and just write whatever comes to mind, it doesn’t have to be good it doesn’t even have to make sense. But don’t worry about any of that, at the end of the hour you’re just going to throw it away.

This exercise is just to get you used to throwing out words and trying to make sure you don’t worry too much about the quality of your writing. At least for the first draft. So that you can just write to your heart’s content and hopefully get all of your ideas out on the page so you can edit and streamline them later. I’ve had problems in the past of knowing where I want my story to go. I know what the characters are doing and where I want them to get to, but I just can’t seem to move past those first few sentences. I’ll change this word, then that word in an attempt to make it be as good as possible the first time I finish it.

So that’s what this exercise is all about; getting you past that stage. That’s what first drafts are for, being your complete story, but also being awful. It’s a clunky, craggy chunk of marble that you need to chip away at with your literary chisel to get to the perfectly sculpted piece within.

For this exercise your writing doesn’t need to be good, it doesn’t need to be insightful, it doesn’t even need to make sense. Think about it as though you’re idly strumming a guitar, just picking out random notes to see what sounds good and what feels right to play. You’re just writing random words and seeing what feels good to write.

Writing Poetry

This is similar to the first point. You might have that one story that you really want to get done, that character you just need to show the world, but wait a second. Writing poetry is all about the control and use of language. Every scratch on the page is agonized over and painstakingly placed, I’ve known some people to umm and err over taking out just a single comma for a few hours only to put it back in exactly the same place later on.

Writing poetry is all about the intricacies of the word, the feel of the sentences and the rhythm of the words. Let’s take iambic meter as an example.

Iambic meter dictates the rhythmic pattern of your writing; the rhythm of iambic meter must be soft and then hard and each pair of syllables like this is called an iamb.

Through the use of this meter emphasis is placed on certain syllables within the poetry as well as a rhythm you, as the writer, can make use of to give a more musical lilt to your poem or a thumping beat.

Perhaps the most widely used iambic meter is iambic pentameter, which simply means that you have five iambs within a single line. So a line of iambic pentameter would have emphases that look like this: da DUM da DUM da DUM da DUM da DUM

I’ll do more posts on more specific aspects of poetry, delving into the different types, meters and forms. There will also be exercises that I’ll be posting up along with them, but for now I’ll leave you with a few examples of iambic pentameter to show you what I mean:

To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield. (Alfred Tennyson, "Ulysses")

A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse! (William Shakespeare, Richard III)

So you can see how the syllables stressed can really add some punch to your poetry and you can then bring this greater understanding of how words work to your other writing and make yourself even more spectacular!


That’s it for this post! So I hope you enjoyed it and if you have any questions, want to have some free critique or maybe you just want to say hi then feel free to email thetemperedpen@gmail.com or even just write something on our facebook page!

Until next time, fare well!
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